19 December 2006

The CSI Effect

Whilst I was reading my copy of The Times, This headline grabbed me:

'CSI effect' is teaching criminals to cover tracks

This was referring to the recent 'Jack the Ripper' style prostitute killings in Suffolk and how TV series such as CSI were teaching the public all about murder investigations and the ways forensics solves them (The headline was self-explanatory really).

Forensic science professionals, police departments and criminal prosecution lawyers are now complaining that these shows have educated criminals about the best way to cover their tracks.


Now I'm not a big fan of CSI but I have seen a few episodes with Horacio, the red haired git (so is that CSI New York? Miami or what?) and I can't say I agree with what the article is saying. It suggests that CSI has taught many would-be murderers what clues are left behind and how to avoid them.




Horacio and his team have already convinced people that Forensic Sciences are actually exciting. Now he is also responsible for most (if not all) crime in the UK. Is there anything this man isn't capable of?



If the law think that CSI is contributing to the education of criminals in the art of law-dodging then they are sadly mistaken. Have any of them ever watched CSI? Why would any law-breaker wish to induce such torture as to watch through hours of this awful detective series, just to gain some tricks of the trade? It's not even clever like Sherlock Holmes or Poirot style. All they do is collect evidence and grill the suspects until forensics comes back with the answers to everything.

And CSI doesn't teach us anything we don't already know. If I wished to break the law watching CSI wouldn't teach me anything new; Don't leave evidence, have a good alibi, try not to get caught. That's just about everything CSI has to offer and what decent criminal does not know this? The law must badly underestimate criminals if CSI is being blamed.

What I think everyone should be worried about is a show on BBC 3 called "The Real Hustle". It shows viewers the various different tricks hustlers use to con people out of their precious hard-earned money. Not only do people fall for the cons but it shows them as highly lucrative and extremely successful.


The BBC pays these hustlers to con people and film it. Is it me, or does that guy on the left look American?


The show is basically a training program for the more criminally-inclined individuals to learn a few new tricks. I have to admit, even I was tempted to try out some of the cons.

So in conclusion: "CSI" poor, "the Real Hustle" very good.

22 comments:

acw said...

I wish the US had a show like The Real Hustle.

Jingo said...

Hi anonymous coworker,

I'm actually surprised there isn't an US equivilent. Afterall, the US steal a lot of show ideas (e.g. friends). If there weren't so many ads, American TV would be the best.

Thanks for dropping by. Love your blog :)

The Usual Stuff said...

Thanks a lot for your extremely encouraging comment. I hereby solemnly promise to visit your blog as regularly as possible.
On the other hand, indeed I've seen a couple of cool ideas to commit murder in some serials (like the 'cheap silencer'), but I don't think you can learn any more. I've seen more ideas on internet.

gneake said...

hahaha... i was reading an article on CSI last year and they said that about 40% of the criminal techniques they use are untrue, which is largely ambiguous in that it could mean investigators might have more or less advanced techniques up their sleeves, but more probably the latter.

whilst criminals are getting smarter, and more internet-savvy, so are must the police force. at least that will give them something else to do instead of sitting on their arses all day parked outside donut king.

Miao 妙 said...

Talking about Sherlock Holmes and Poirot, you should read this Japanese detective series which features a fictitious young investigator named Kindaichi - I personally think that the ingeniousness of the plots is unrivalled and unmatched by even Agatha Christie.

Faith said...

Haha. Neat post!

Jingo said...

Hi 'the usual stuff',

There was a time when all of us had no visitors... Just trying to help out. Maybe it's about time the police watched TV and got some hints.

Jingo said...

Hi Gneake,

If it's 40% then this country might still have a chance!

Miao: I hope the books aren't in Japanese!

Miao 妙 said...

There are translations for the books don't worry. :) There are also Kindaichi comics, Kindaichi TV series and Kindaichi movies. You can try looking for them when you have the time.

Do you like Agatha Christie?

Jingo said...

I really like Poirot, Can't stand Miss Marple. I have no idea why but Miss Marple just annoys me.

The Usual Stuff said...

I loooooove detective series.
Has anyone been able to take a look into 'House, M.D.', 'Monk' or 'Psyck'? These guys are really coooool!!!

Rick said...

Here in Japan there's not much to choose from when it comes to tv shows in English, so I'm a regular CSI viewer (that, and Lost).

It seems a bit odd to consider that criminals might educate themselves (excluding "white-collar" types). Education, after all, is a bit like "work", and what's the point of being a criminal if you have to work?

Good blog, thanks for dropping by mine.

Miao 妙 said...

I CAN'T STAND MISS MARPLE AS WELL. I find her rather irritating. Poirot is narcissistic is an amusing way so I don't really mind. Among all the Agatha Christie books I've read my favorites are The Murder of Roger Ackroyd and And Then There Were None. The former is really superb.

Miao 妙 said...

narcissistic in* an amusing way.

Jingo said...

Hi kykclops,

You're absolutely right. The whole point of crime is that they don't want to do good hard work.

Don't get me started on Lost! I watched it for a season (only because everyone else was) and go so frustrated and it's poor acting and ridiculous plot that I stopped tuning in.

Jingo said...

Hi Miao,

There's something about a little old lady solving crime that I find hard to believe.

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd was very good. Very unexpected.

I recommend Jasper Fforde's Nursery Crime series. Very original and funny detective series. Clever too.

Tom Bailey said...

Great post, I dont watch much television CSI is rather negative. I like finding positive television. Thanks for stopping by my blog and the positive feedback.

Anonymous said...

And have you seen Crimewatch? I got some good ideas from there as well.

Jingo said...

Hey Tom,

CSI is pretty negative. It's so hard to find decent programmes these days.

Jingo said...

How nice of you to drop by Mr Mutley. I occasionally watch Crimewatch (usually when there's nothing else on) although what ideas you can get from that is beyond me.

Hopefully you won't get up to too much mischief. If anything goes amiss in your beloved Bridport, I'll know who to report :)

You're a strange person Mr Mutley...

Gaz said...

I dont think watchin tv would give anyone ideas about killing someone (mybee ourselves with the crap they put on) try downloading USA tv series,Jericho,In the room and bones all better tv series than what we get,and they have the adds edited out lol.

Jingo said...

hey Gaz,

American TV with no ads? That must be a Godsend! Will definitely check it out.

I swore to myself if I watched another episode of Lost I would kill myself! Followed it for a whole season and was left frustrated and bereft of joy.