Aesthetically dull

At the moment, the blog isn't exactly artistically captivating (despite my love for the colour green) therefore something needs to be done about.

You'd think that a webmaster with eight years worth of experience would be able to liven up this sorry excuse of a blog.

I could put up a picture of myself but that might draw a couple of paedos (being such a handsome and suave individual something like that is bound to happen) and I don't want my friends to find out I've got a blog. I'd lose all respeckt amongst my hommies fool.

Maybe I should put on some random funny pictures or some phychadelic flashing thingies to hyponotise people into bookmarking this blog (LMAO). If that fails I'll just upload some pornography.

I'll have to sleep on it.

So it begins...

I've realised, writing the first post of a blog is the hardest thing I've ever had to try and do. It is the reason why I have sleepless nights trying to summon every ounce of wit and sarcasm to conjure up a post so mesmerising fantastic that I feel it worthy to continue to write for. First impressions are everything and that is definitely the case with blogs but why must this be so difficult?

Therefore I've come up with a simple solution. Cut the crap and write some shit that vaguely fills the empty space. Every other post can build upon this one.

Now a summary. What is the purpose of this blog? Ideally, it is to "chart the attempts of a China-born British student trying to grasp an alusive place in Oxbridge Medicine" but that's not exactly gonna draw the masses.

so...

I shall also report on current events (mostly in the UK) and then moan about them like the sarcastic, hate-filled little scamp I am.

Now all I need is an appreciative audience... What I'll do now is write some crappy posts and show enough potential for the big boys of the blogging world to link to me. How difficult can that be eh?